Behind the Ears: An Interview with Buster Bunny

Buster: Oh, you betcha! Hopping is my cardio, but let me tell you, it’s no walk in the park. My little legs work overtime to keep up with all the bunny business I get up to. But hey, it’s all part of the charm, right?

Absolutely! Now, rumor has it that rabbits have some serious snacking skills. What’s your favorite rabbit repast?

Buster: Ah, where do I begin? Carrots are a classic, of course, but I’m all about that leafy greens life. Give me a crisp, fresh salad any day, and I’m a happy hare. Can’t resist a good nibble on some clover, too!

Sounds delicious! But Buster, let’s address the elephant in the room… or should I say, the carrot? How do you manage to keep those ears so impeccably clean?

Buster: Ah, the eternal struggle! Believe it or not, these ears are more high maintenance than you’d think. Lots of grooming involved – gotta keep ’em fluffy and fabulous, you know? But it’s all worth it for that picture-perfect Instagram shot.

That certainly sounds glamorous, but let’s talk about burrows. What’s it like living underground?

Buster: Oh, it’s really not so bad – rather cozy, actually! Sometimes we get together and form a network of burrows – that’s called a warren – and it’s like our own little bunny metropolis. We’ve got tunnels, chambers, the whole shebang! Perfect for snuggling up with some pals or hiding from the occasional hawk or other scary bird. Plus, it’s a great spot for storing all those snacks!

Fascinating stuff! Now, Buster, let’s get serious for a moment. What’s the biggest misconception humans have about rabbits?

Buster: Oh, where do I even start? Let’s clear the air once and for all – we’re not just cute fluffballs, you know! Rabbits are smart, social creatures with personalities as big as our ears. We love to play, explore, and yes, occasionally cause a little mischief. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Couldn’t agree more! Alright, one last question before we wrap up: If you could give one piece of advice to all the humans out there, what would it be?

Buster: Easy – never underestimate the power of a good belly rub! If you want a bunny to love you, let them come to you, then offer a lil’ tummy rub. Oh, and definitely eat more carrots. They’re the secret to my fuzzy figure, and they’re healthy for humans too!